The Bisexual Agenda:
8am: get woken up by cats.
9am: eat breakfast
10am: start writing.
2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts
3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone
4pm: tv and book
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
this is it®
the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing
This changed everyone’s game